Damn it seems like every single good story in the news right now is a pack of filthy lies. Why must my simple evening of TV turn into a date with deception. It starts with who says that investigators are wondering about Ingrid Marie Rivera who last week became Miss Puerto Rico despite her claims that someone tried to sabotage her night by pepper-spraying her gowns. People says:
Beating 29 rivals. Rivera took home the crown and the chance to vie in the Miss Universe pageant. Throughout the competition. Rivera was composed while appearing before the cameras and panel of judges. But once off-camera she was forced to shed her clothes and apply ice bags to her face and body which twice swelled and broke out in hives.
Investigators wonder how she could be so composed one minute then an itchy mess the next. As for Hulk Hogan quotes an attorney who says the pending divorce between Hulk and Linda Hogan may simply be a way to protect their assets in case they are sued after their son Nick was in a car crash that left one man in a coma:
In the divorce. Linda is asking for half of all assets including Hulks Bel Air mansion and Clearwater Beach home with combined assessed values topping $7.9-million.. a divorce could be one step the Hogans could take to try to protect assets.. because it could cut Hogan's assets in half.
Sources on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" say that Marie Osmond's fainting spell was scripted -- to the point where she had a writer just off camera feeding her lines when she stood up!Marie has a writer on set at all times prompting her with witty conversation. One on-set source says he was in position when Marie went down -- and didn't miss a beat.
I have no formal dance training but it goes without saying that gasping for air and falling down are the keys to victory in a dance competition which is why Marie was so wise to do it. The judges can't help but be wowed by the way she flopped to the ground then laid there motionless. Look at her go!!! She may break the record!!!
Hey what happened to that headline about "Nick Lachey is Pissing Me Off" with pics of Vanessa Minillo being hot?
It was the top item on the page then it disappeared. Teh conspiracy?
Wtf though why was that taken off? My curiosity is killing me.
i want action shots of marie osmand full frontal cock in mouth cum on tits kids watching through a crack in the doorway on all fours triple penetration or mule cockin. I would love that.
The "shielding assets" theory is bullshit. It assumes (1) that only Hulk would be liable for his son's accident - why would the father be liable and not the mother? That makes no sense. And (2) whatever liability they have for their son's accident attached when the accident occured. At the time the accident occured they were married so the marital estate is liable. Doesn't matter if they get divorced - they were married at the time of the accident.
OK dammit where can I see this 2 girls 1 cup thing? If you 'search' for it all you get is the reaction to watching it videos and damn if that doesn't make me hafta see it! Tired of hearin' the talk. I'm ready to walk the walk.
Also that Puerto Rican chica wasn't sabotaged we had ChemLawn come earlier that day and they forgot to post signs. Serves her right though she did a horseshit job weeding the flowerbeds.
is it gay to jerk off to the daughter hogan (i will call her she-hulk because i don't give a fuck what her real name is) if you were trying to jerk off to the son (i will call him murderer-hogan. same reason) but could not tell which one was the dude.
is it a trick question with the answer being.. they are all dudes?
His wife looks like the devil his son reeks of douchebag. I would do nasty things to Brooke and the Hulk is still awesome past 50. If he yelled at me to do something. I would still do it.
Marie Osmond left her father's funeral to go directly to Larry King Live. Why would anyone be surprised she faked her fainting spells? Then she acted all surprised when Larry announced that her kid was in REHAB! What the hell did she think she was there for? To look at her fat ass?
What do you mean IF he gets sued? If I am the parents of the newly minted vegillionaire. I'm laying claim on both Hulkster and his money grubbing flotilla of a wife.
I just made up that term "Vegillionaire". Websters defines it as one who used to be poor and mobile but now has wads of cash and is totally stationary. Hopefully he can find work as a cigar store indian or something if the lawsuit doesn't go through.
LoRider is a cold hearted bastid but at least he always tells ya to
Mormons are actually pretty easy to violate -- think Elizabeth Smart. I mean who would get laid at all if there weren't gals around raised to believe the craziest shit.
The "shielding assets" theory is bullshit. It assumes (1) that only Hulk would be liable for his son's accident - why would the father be liable and not the mother? That makes no sense. And (2) whatever liability they have for their son's accident attached when the accident occured. At the time the accident occured they were married so the marital estate is liable. Doesn't matter if they get divorced - they were married at the time of the accident.
Exactly Yekkel. Under civil law the plaintiff can attach both Hulk's and Linda's assets whether they are married or not especially since they were married at the time of the alleged incident; companies that acquire firms that own divisions that once produced asbestos-related products always face that kind of liability even if they didn't own the firm at the time of the manufacture. Even if they are trying to protect assets they don't have to do anything as extreme as divorce. All they have to do is the O. J method: Buy a more expensive house. Under Florida law homes are protected property meaning that they can't be seized or liquidated in order to pay damages. That fact is why O. J. Simpson lives in Florida instead of his native California; the Goldmans and Browns can't seize his home to repay the court-ordered damages from the 1995 civil suit.
It would be a great twist to Hogan Knows Best if they ended up homless. Weekly episodes would include the Hulkster and kids living under a bridge fighting racoons and crack heads for food.
It'll be an ugly sight when Hulk's bleach job grows out he can't afford bandanas or razors and he starts to look like a jacked bald Tom Hanks from Cast Away...
. then again he won't be able to afford the juice so his body will just go to flabby hell.
I don't believe that she was afraid for her life. I think she liked the fucking.
JoeBlow only problem with fucking those two is Marie will have a writer standing in the corner giving her tips on when and how to faint and it'd be only a matter of time before Brookes balls drop.
DB my man if I was pounding Brooke from behind and her balls dropped I'd keep banging away. If a dick was to sprout I'd give her a reach around.
As for Marie once she passed out we would all piss on her to wake her back up.
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